Once known to other mortals as ***** Whateverthefuck, Montana Bob! was able to overcome the boundaries of the third dimension by playing Black Sabbath records backward at 45 while masturbating vigorously with sandpaper. Aided by the miraculous abilities that naturally come to those who achieve Cretin-dom, as well as his massive Messiah Complex, he hopes to spread the good word of vomiting from two-story windows and keeping tallies of all your illegitimate children to the bleating masses. Nah, that's bullshit. Who do you think I am... an internet Rant Page schmuck?

Foole.

Nightly visitations to your mother. She's a machine, I tell ya.